Somewhere deep in the haunches of a heathenous Miami nightclub in early July, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade laid out their sick, despicable plan that had nothing to do with money or basketball. Eschewing the more conventional Powerpoint presentations and steak dinners that most free agents enjoy, Wade and Bosh snuck off, arm in arm, looking for trouble on a sticky, hot Miami night. Sources are currently indicating to me that Wade wore not only his game used knee pads, but his full body rip protector to protect himself from the potential force generated by "Littlefoot", the nickname affectionately bestowed upon Chris Bosh, a reference to "Land Before Time", the classic story about a group of dinosaurs search for "the great valley." The Great Valley indeed.
Sparing the private details, the night was apparently so unforgettable that Bosh had found his great valley in Dwayne Wade and Miami, figuratively and literally. Early Wednesday morning, a flood of emotion flowed through the loins of both Bosh and Wade as they came out together exclusively to the LOGO network to announce that they would be repeating this disgusting rendezvous nightly.
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