Monday, July 12, 2010

Dear Lebron James, You are not the King of anything



Chosen1 by who? Dwyane Wade?


When you, Lebron James, made the decision to have the decision, it was clear that you are not a king, but rather a giant faggot. Taking a look throughout history, numerous kings have had homsosexual relationships with other men. Those kings are not faggots like you, Lebron. They had sex with other men because they could do whatever they wanted. They could chop of their wives heads, commit mass genocide, and...have sex with whoever they wanted, including men. That is the type of dominion, power, and control that makes a king a king. You, Lebron, are just interested in dirty, sinful, humid Miami gay sex with Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh. That doesn't make you a king Lebron. It makes you a sinner.

What is the main symbol of a king, Lebron? A crown. Do you have a crown Lebron? No. Do you know why you don't have a crown? Because you lost in 6 to the Celtics, 6 to the Magic, 7 to the Celtics, swept by the Spurs, and 7 to the Pistons. Kings are #1 Lebron. They don't get swept by the Spurs and dunked on by highschool kids in the summer. They wear the crown on top of their head because they win.

The funny thing Lebron, is that I used to like you. I defended you at the YMCA and told everyone how much more talented you were than Kobe and others. What a big mistake I made. Little did I know that you are basically nothing more than Delonte West's step son.

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