I heard about what you did Lebron. I FUCKING heard it. You motherfucker I will not allow it, NO I WONT. I have season tickets to the Lakers you pathetic piece of shit SEASON TICKETS YOU HEAR ME GODDDAMNIT. I'm going to slice into pieces and feed you to my dog Lebron, and you should be grateful you son of a bitch lowlife sinner. Who the fuck are you anyway? You think you are "chosen one." I'm Mel fucking Gibson. Didn't you ever see Forever Young. I can turn back time you little shit. I'll just turn it back time and then I'll fly up to Cleveland and step on you like a bug. I'll grind yo into the ground until your juices are all over my Cole Haans. Then I'll have your mother lick it off my shoes before I get my Delonte West Jersey and make her SUCK ME OFF Lebron. Did you even know I had a Delonte West jersey? Probably not, but I do. Always liked his midrange game.
You probably didn't even know until you opened this letter, you shitfuck Israelite that I am NBA fan. Well, I am not only a fan, I fucking control you and the rest of the players in the NBA. It's like Jesse Jackson said. Do you remember the movie Payback Lebron? Of course you don't. I only did that piece of shit movie so I could enjoy some fucking NBA and here you go trying to ruin it. You know what I ought to do? I should call the cops and alert them to the fact that you think you are going to live in my Florida. I own Florida you cuntass homosexual apologist. You will burn Lebron. You will Fucking Burn.
Signed,
Mel Gibson
needs more hyperventilating
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