I am taking the blog in a new and exciting direction. You, reader, will be subjected to all sorts of random stuff I have to say, and fake retarded Mavs articles may or may not be a part of that.
Which brings me to the subject of Colin Cowherd.
If you like Colin Cowherd, I will agree to fight you. I will rip off your head and shove it up your ass, light your remains on fire, and eat them.
If you like Jim Rome I will stab you in the eye with a golf pencil and watch your eye juice ooze out. Once I am satisfied, I will leave your other eye intact so you can watch me with bad depth perception take a giant shit into a bucket. I will then take the shit and smear it into your vacant eye hole before shooting you right in the testicles with bullets from a gun.
If you like Doug Christie, then fuck you.
Included in this post is a picture of Colin Cowherd wearing a baseball helmet. He kind of looks like a gay Jack Nicholson without the tits....or talent of any kind.
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