The New York Yankees are vastly superior to the Texas Rangers

Extreme journalist Filip Bondy ( fbondy@nydailynews.com ) posted an excellent article highlighting what a shit team the Texas Rangers are:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2010/10/14/2010-10-14_sad_lil_home_on_the_range.html

I have penned my response as an open letter (and invitation):

Dear Filip Bondy,

Excellent article today regarding the superiority of the New York Yankees over the Texas Rangers.

I find your latin charm to an insatiable temptation. Your curly hair with just a hint of gray and that thin, yet succulent mustache. It's like Keith Hernandez and Rafael Palmerio had an ass baby and named it Fillip.

I want to ride you like a bull, Filip.
And there will be nothing mechanical about it.

We'll make the world what it really means to give the claw and the antlers.

Sincerely,

me.