Wednesday, November 4, 2009

NBA'd and FT'd

Dirk Nowitzki fouls All Star Power Forward David West



In a rare folly, the referees called a charge with 13 seconds left on 6'9" superstar Chris Paul who was defended by 4'11" contest winner JJ Barea. Astonished at the obviously pro Maverick refs, All Star Forward David West slammed Derrick Stafford's head against the floor and stomped on it until a pool of blood formed. After a short delay, the Mavericks missed the one techinical free throw awarded for Stafford's murder and the ensuing 2 free throws after the intentional foul (that was duly called by the refs on time to prevent a game icing three pointer). Then, with 6 seconds left, Predrag "nice cock" Stojakovic hit his first 3 since 2003 to send the game in overtime, where it was church for the Mavs without their joker European foul master Dirk Nowitzki, who pathetically fouled out with 3 minutes left in the first quarter after trying to run down the same floor as Chris Paul.

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